I can’t believe I ever wavered. I mean, I can sort of believe it. Like on those exhausting miserable days when taking care of three little boys sucked every morsel of life out of me, I honestly believed I was done having kids. On those days I swore I was done having kids, and not in the “I swear to God we are done having kids,” but more like I SWORE, as in lots and lost of profanity. I had… Keep Reading
Archives for February 2015
Never Judge a Book, or a Mom, By Its Cover (I’m Talking to You Neiman Marcus)
Calling all scantily dressed, gum smacking, stiletto wearing hookers on Rodeo Drive (and by hookers I mean average moms in workout clothes running errands at the mall,) wash your hair and put some makeup on for Gucci’s sake! I mean, what the frump were you thinking? Well, clearly, I wasn’t thinking, or maybe I was thinking. I was thinking that famous scene from Pretty Woman, the one where Julia Roberts gets the shaft (wrong choice of word there) errrrr….gets the cold… Keep Reading